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I FUCKING LOVE YOU SHIVA

Shiva'sMattedLocks said:

I'll take a crack at it. ahem..
1) Dreadlocks are "cool things" you get if you have heard the name bob marley and if you smoke pot.
2) Dreadlocks are formed if you dont take shower for 1 year or until you start smelling like a goat who ate loads of blue cheese.
3) Best- Goto a fancy salon and dunk your head in a tub of molten wax. Serious burns and missing ears aside..you got yourself Fancy Dreads
Worst- Like if you are totally gross.. you will stop caring about your looks and ewww...they just like happen...*responds to a tweet*
4) You wash your dreads with a supa magic liquid from DHHQ. It contains something magical in a bottle called h2o...its like really awsome..
5) I think africans shouldnt wear like..hats..its just too silly.. n yes mexicans...they are also silly..with or without hair..totally
6) Wash it with DHHQ soap.Then Wax it with DHHQ Wax. Then cover it with Butta from DHHQ. Then Palm Roll it for 4 hours (Learn it by DHHQ DVD). Then use lok docta from DHHQ to fix it. Then Spray Accelarator from DHHQ. Then look outside the window. Its tomorrow already. So repeat it again. Duhh
7) Calling this korean delivery guy outside my house chimmy-chonga..that was harmful.. this method is not recommended.
8) How many questions are there? I'm like totally late for my scientific experiments..
9) Weak roots happens if you don't buy products from DHHQ. Proved through experiments.
10) Dreads break if you dont put enough wax in it. Like imagine wick of a candle as your dread and candle as the wax coating. It should be like that. On a sidenote... Major Discounts at DHHQ
11) Like me nan's dad...He knew this guy..who saw this man who died after he choked of chickpeas. and this man while dying saw this image of a guy who had dreadlocks..He swears..
but whats 1900?
12) say what?
13) well wax is not a residue cz like if you take an american swallow and if you take an european swallow...thats like totally different..and then there is like windspeed...ofcourse..so how can you even say like....oh and gravity yes...thats there too...so we can prove that wax is good stuff.
14) Crocheting is when you are alone..and you like totally feel like grabbing your crotch..cz its like fun.. on a sidenote..try crocheting while butta from DHHQ in your butt...mmmmm
15) Interlocking is like what we are doing right now. Like this forum is on interlock..and im typing..so its totally interlocking.. I mostly interlock for horse dongs pictures in google.
16) Because you cant publicly admit you interlock for horse dongs..duhh..calling it crocheting is ok...everyone does it
17) Because like the other day..me dad walked in me room while i was interlocking..and said "Son you can get into trouble for this..it is illegal" so I got scared... I mostly thought its illegal to watch me nan's porn...but then that's on one of them tapes I bought from granpa.
18) Felting is totally OK. It is done on first dates mostly. Like if you are not sure if the girl has no dick or wateva..so you do felting..to be sure..but dont let girls do felting..cz they usually leave.
19) that is like an awful question. cz my mom got beaten up regularly by my landlord Jamaal but she took it for 19 years...so thats strong rite? but then me cousin ricky...first anal rape in penn and he put a knife to his scrotum..totally awful question...
20) Jamaal would obviously say yes.
21) Like dont take them to see spice girls for sure...or like dont taunt them saying you is ugly you is ugly...thats the worst...
22) I'm guessing Irish ones but then again... my answer is totally like dependent on what im selling here..
23) they are like totally teaching me to change pillow covers everyday...i used to forget it sometimes but not anymore...plus i dont need bday candles anymore..so SCORE!!!
24) only benefit i get is the satisfaction i get seeing THOUSANDS of my customers...gagged and handcuffed..so nice
25) me like gandhi's dreads....cz he was totally like a jewish monk who totally told the blacks that "it aint cool to rule bro"

Day 7 after backcombing dreads with no product, just after first wash. Some of the thinner ones are getting REALLY tight in the main bodies of them but still a bit loose at the roots. I absolutly adore them.

Awesome, garanteed it will look like shit before it looks awesome, but thats the bits im looking forward to most. If i can be happy with them during the bad bits, then I'll love them even more! I put a link to my youtube vLog in the timeline forum. Check it out.

Peace & Love All