official johnny clean dreadlocks and dread wax debate may 7th 8pm est

I would take 2 samples of backcombed human hair. I would weigh and wash them in dread soap to be sure they are free of residues. I would weigh and then apply a specific amount of DreadHead Dread Wax to one of the dreads. I would use an initial serving of dread wax (either 1 or 2 grams depending on the size of the dread) since this is the largest amount of wax that one every puts in a dread. The second dread would receive an equal amount of Elmers glue. I would then leave the dreads exposed to open air for 7 days (or longer depeding on what is agreed)to give the dread wax and glue time to "dry" if it could, or harden if it was going to. Then I'd measure the dreads width in several areas and record it. Next I'd palm roll the dread for 1 minute. Last I would measure the dreads width again as before and record the measurements.

what the hell?
why would you put glue in dreads? let alone wax
this experiments flawed uless its done wax versus nuthing..glue? seriosly?

this is an experiment to prove that wax doesnt act like glue... a claim that you constantly make.

soaringeagle said:

I would take 2 samples of backcombed human hair. I would weigh and wash them in dread soap to be sure they are free of residues. I would weigh and then apply a specific amount of DreadHead Dread Wax to one of the dreads. I would use an initial serving of dread wax (either 1 or 2 grams depending on the size of the dread) since this is the largest amount of wax that one every puts in a dread. The second dread would receive an equal amount of Elmers glue. I would then leave the dreads exposed to open air for 7 days (or longer depeding on what is agreed)to give the dread wax and glue time to "dry" if it could, or harden if it was going to. Then I'd measure the dreads width in several areas and record it. Next I'd palm roll the dread for 1 minute. Last I would measure the dreads width again as before and record the measurements.

what the hell?
why would you put glue in dreads? let alone wax
this experiments flawed uless its done wax versus nuthing..glue? seriosly?

Man, alright here it is...

There is one group, US...let's call them the blood elves.
This group is located in far far away, yes near the swamp that Shrek lives in.
But slightly closer to the woods where little Red Robin Hood is...not in the ghetto part.
Lots of lush green, huge trees with swinging vines...ect.

Then there is another, let's call them the knights of the square table.
This group is located in the grimy streets of Mordor...
Did the ring really get destroyed or is there a upcoming SECRET 13 hour long sequel?

Alright so the square table of knights goes onto a magical journey through the lands of Gum Drop forest...but they weren't playing Candy Land, Gum Drop Forest is a real place, look it up..and they meet a clan of blood elves. The force turns out to be very strong with this clan of blood elves so the knights retreat into their lair to forge many weapons of waxy steel swords and muskets of ghetto sprayers, which they use to enslave the peasants of their native country. These peasants become the sworn protectors of the knights and the knights become the king and queen of their precious wax making factories which happen to be located in Camelot. They are known to have lots of nice killer wilderboarbeats that roam that land and sometimes they have really huge tusks, sometimes they aim those tucks at the butt region...I don't know. ANYWAYS...so they come back to enslave the land of far far away and they take a wrong turn at Elm Street so they double back but they finally find it and then they attack...the blood elves force the knights of the square table back and then they ask for a debate...and the King of the square table designates it as a treaty. He then reports back to his minions...they kind of look like those things off of Star Wars, the little furry things except they are more like the little things in Van Helsing, actually no, more like those little things on the other vampire movie. It's called Cirque Du Freak. Yeah, like Har Kat...anyways...They look like Har Kat from Cirque Du Freak! So he talks to the minions and they say yes, let's have a treaty that applies only to us, let's have a treaty with ourselves and then let's ask ourselves questions and then give answers so that we can destroy REAL dreadlocks once and for all and we can MAKE FAKE dreadlocks all damn day long even though they look like crap, we think they're kool. Matter of fact, let's sell our soul to the guy from Mortal KOMBAT!!! Dun da dun da nuh nuh...and then they launched nuclear blobs of wax onto all the forests and the forests started to die. So the blood elves used that force shit against them with their long ass dreads whipping in the breeze fighting alongside the dragons, cause if you didn't know...dragons are blood elves friends and dragons only respect dreadlocks that grow on your head, not the ones that just appear from a bunch of stupid products. But anyways...in the end the square knights could never understand what true dreadlocks meant to the soul and to people who really understand them because they sold their sold to that bad ass asian guy. Anyways...so they were banned back to their land from where they came.

Morale of the story...

It's a blood elf thang, you just wouldn't understand...

i can only send you my premium used wax opened. sorry. if you want an unopened one to experiment with an opened one i will gladly send you mine.

soaringeagle said:

can anyone send me some wax (make sure its dreadheadhq approved certified and unopened so he cant claim exposure to air could affect the outcome of the experiments, make sure its been stored at a steady 60 degrees as well we want no way for him to claim the outcome wads tampered with)

proposed experiments
1 2 strands of loose cut hair (gotten from local barber shop or stylist)
ends of both strands clipped yo hold steady

both strands combed to ensure straightness and tangle free status
wax is applied to strand 1 as directed (send me a scale too i dont deal drugs or harmful products so dont have a gram scale)

other strand will be left clean
strand 1 with wax will be squeezed and smoothed from clipped end towards loose end
sticky glove (you didnt think id touch that stuff with bare hands did u?)
will be replaced with clean glove to avoid contamination and unwaxed strand squeezed the same way.

them both strands will have thin tweezers grip the loose unclipped ends grasping less then 50% if the hairs and will be lifted to see how many hairs fall away freely and how many remain stuck together

experiment 2
1 dread will have 1 end waxed the other end unwaxed
it will be held in the middle and lit on both ends to see which end burns better and longer (if a thermal camera was available hotter should be recorded as well)
this is to determine if waxed dreads are more flamable and harder to extinguish
(just a personal experiment ive wanted to perform because logicly, waxed dreads would burn much easier and longer then unwaxed..just a hidden danger id like exposed)

hahaha just..wow
most entertaining thing ive read in a long time



GreyGargoyle said:

Man, alright here it is...

There is one group, US...let's call them the blood elves.
This group is located in far far away, yes near the swamp that Shrek lives in.
But slightly closer to the woods where little Red Robin Hood is...not in the ghetto part.
Lots of lush green, huge trees with swinging vines...ect.

Then there is another, let's call them the knights of the square table.
This group is located in the grimy streets of Mordor...
Did the ring really get destroyed or is there a upcoming SECRET 13 hour long sequel?

Alright so the square table of knights goes onto a magical journey through the lands of Gum Drop forest...but they weren't playing Candy Land, Gum Drop Forest is a real place, look it up..and they meet a clan of blood elves. The force turns out to be very strong with this clan of blood elves so the knights retreat into their lair to forge many weapons of waxy steel swords and muskets of ghetto sprayers, which they use to enslave the peasants of their native country. These peasants become the sworn protectors of the knights and the knights become the king and queen of their precious wax making factories which happen to be located in Camelot. They are known to have lots of nice killer wilderboarbeats that roam that land and sometimes they have really huge tusks, sometimes they aim those tucks at the butt region...I don't know. ANYWAYS...so they come back to enslave the land of far far away and they take a wrong turn at Elm Street so they double back but they finally find it and then they attack...the blood elves force the knights of the square table back and then they ask for a debate...and the King of the square table designates it as a treaty. He then reports back to his minions...they kind of look like those things off of Star Wars, the little furry things except they are more like the little things in Van Helsing, actually no, more like those little things on the other vampire movie. It's called Cirque Du Freak. Yeah, like Har Kat...anyways...They look like Har Kat from Cirque Du Freak! So he talks to the minions and they say yes, let's have a treaty that applies only to us, let's have a treaty with ourselves and then let's ask ourselves questions and then give answers so that we can destroy REAL dreadlocks once and for all and we can MAKE FAKE dreadlocks all damn day long even though they look like crap, we think they're kool. Matter of fact, let's sell our soul to the guy from Mortal KOMBAT!!! Dun da dun da nuh nuh...and then they launched nuclear blobs of wax onto all the forests and the forests started to die. So the blood elves used that force shit against them with their long ass dreads whipping in the breeze fighting alongside the dragons, cause if you didn't know...dragons are blood elves friends and dragons only respect dreadlocks that grow on your head, not the ones that just appear from a bunch of stupid products. But anyways...in the end the square knights could never understand what true dreadlocks meant to the soul and to people who really understand them because they sold their sold to that bad ass asian guy. Anyways...so they were banned back to their land from where they came.

Morale of the story...

It's a blood elf thang, you just wouldn't understand...

Oh my god... priceless story. I declare we start using these titles from now on! lol.

I think that perpetuating this idea of separate groups is trouble. You yourselves disagreed with it at first and are now using it to create insulting little anecdotes. See, now, I could see if we were ALL elves. Maybe one 'group' could be wood elves, and the other dark elves or what not....at least that suggests that we all have a commonality.