Ya know, it's funny you mention clogged bathtub drains, SE. A few years ago I got this body wash that had mineral oil in it. We spent a small fortune in Drano until we figured out what the issue was. It wasn't hair and whatnot. I mean it WAS hair but it was this white waxy stuff built up on the hair that was causing it to clog up the drain. It was that ridiculous body wash! And if mineral oil can do that I can only imagine the plumbing issues people with those waxy dreads have.
I think it was Caress or something. Anyway. Not important. Being buried alive under waxy dreads. What a way to go. He wouldn't get the Darwin Award, though, shucks, because it wouldn't have been an accident.
And ya never know about the house. It could be that he did what so many people have done in the past decade- simply made a bad investment in a home. The other rooms could be storerooms or mini-salons or whatever. Who knows. Or he chills with all his waxybuddies and smokes up. Lucky no random sparks have landed on their hair or their candles would be in deep shit. POOF!
Sing to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon:
Wax the magic Johnny lived in a house.
And one day someone lit that bong a little too closely.
IDK. I couldn't think of any more lyrics. Somebody else give it a shot. It's 2am here and I'm toasted.
