wow just wow dreadlock maintenance run amok

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6708699.html i remember a few years back on another forum a engineering student intyroduced a device for making and mawintaining dreadlocks it envolved a tube and crank youd feed hair thriough thenm torn the crank which twisted the hair and hundreds of tiny needled went around poking into it to make a matted lookofcourse he was ridiculed and laughed atnow i was just googling around to see if any of outr pages were listed inder dreadlock maintenance yet and came across this handy lil decice http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6708699.htm lafter reading the description i had no idea what the heck this thing was suposed to doodviosly its a patent application so swlotta legal and technical jargonbut heres the device

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6708699-0-display.jpg basicly a vice grip to clamp onto your dread and i guess squish the hell outta iti'll never say anything against palm rolling againthere are alot worse ideas out there.. and they are patenteda


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updated by @soaring-eagle: 01/19/15 11:14:41PM

oh i just had a brilliant ideaim going to get a patent on a dreadlocking tool..time itself.. so anytime anyone asks what time is it i get royalties you cant "pass the time" "spend time" or even "have a good time" without paying me


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HA!

it inspired a whole new forum catagorythis and the fashion dreads thread


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