there was a recent news story about mountain dew being sued over a mouse carcass being found in a bottle of mountain dew cola.

mountain dew responded by hiring scientists to prove this was impossible.

the findings: mountain dew will dissolve the mouse carcass in under 2 weeks turning it into a jelly like goo!

what do you think that does to other tisues like stomach linings intestines your throat..your teeth?

for years ive heard that coke aka coca cola would disulve a steel nail in 24 hours and indeed i never drink sodas so when i do a sip kinda feels like its disolving my insides

these drinks are very unhealthy and still are approved for internal use?

as a comparison, when most people think of hydrocloric acids they think of a highly corosive substance that can dissolve a human body but the truth is even that strong of an acid can take days even weeks to completely dissi=olve a body it ghas the same effect turning it into a gelly like ooz

the bones take much longer and become rubbery like 1st

sodas are marketted to kids to everyone really with slogans like do the dew and radical extreme sports as if the dew turns you into an indestructable superman who wouldnt think twice about jumpoing from a plane withopit a parachute

but the reality is your stomach lining is slowly being turned into a jelly like goo

just like the fate i=of the mouse

if i was mt dew i would not release these findings to avoid a lawsuite id pay the guy and keep it all hush hush

after all who would ever want to drink mountain dew again and wonder if there were mice in there that just got dissolved and absrbed into the global mountain dew supply.

next sip you take ask yourself what is that funny taste mountain dew has? could it be a furry footed critter that fell in the vat and got dissolved?

im glad i never drink that crap