This is so sad...why am I laughing?
updated by @doogie: 07/25/15 07:55:17AM
@iamdamien
12 years ago
9 posts
@iamdamien
12 years ago
9 posts
@soaring-eagle
12 years ago
29,640 posts
huh?
how to have skinny dreads seperate more often
the end
but come on you cant o0ook at these rediculouse devices and not laugh (till you meet a victim of them then cry) theres a diferent device called a multoi head rotating reciprocating dreading device
it spins around your hair firing hundreds of lil crochet hooks through yoir hair and breakneck speed hammering away ripping your hair to shreads
we saw the pattent application for it but never imagined anyone would ever use 1
till a member joined with completely mangled dreads torn to peices by a loctician who just bought the damn thing and decided hed be he guinipig
the thing is...these things are rediculouse..they are laughable
but ..some people do fall victims to them ..and then the laughter becomes tears
its hard to imagine anyone would think these things are good ideas..but thanks to youtube there are alot of victims
just like the floby thingy
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@the-barrellady
12 years ago
1,302 posts
Well, I think this is an ingenious way for African Americans to start their dreads with extremely short hair. Pretty good & strange invention for their type of hair. If doing it just the once is going to start their dread journey, hey, why not. Their scalp will fill in quickly.
@iamdamien
12 years ago
9 posts
Well yes, I can laugh at that rotating device thingy. I can even laugh at the way the rubbing looks. Even the strange fact that it's a sponge with holes is funny. I laugh at myself when I catch me rubbing my head in the mirror, it does look ridiculous. It was the diminishing of the method I was kind of agitated about, because it just screamed out ignorance, as it clearly works. At least with my hair texture.
Since I do sports and shower a lot, I have to do it more than once. But the time spent rubbing decreases with each passing day. It's only been about a week and I can feel my hair lock up; and I have experienced the "natural" alternative, which makes me quite confident. But yes, that's the basic idea: Give the hair some shape and then let it take its course.
@soaring-eagle
12 years ago
29,640 posts
anything and everything works with any hair texcture
puke cum and cow dung will, work
wax glue and axel grease will work
doing nothing will work
using a chainsaw or mixer will work
but come on
why would you use a jackhammer to do a job a featger would do better
thats part of the humor in it
it oooks comical he looks like a hedghob
and all he had to do was do nothing
or wash
or twist
or mindlrssly widdle
or sleep on a sock or a rock or a parkbench or a thistle or hedge (to go with the hedgehog look)
why rub your head tillit leeds when yiou can dread in yiur sleep
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My new book Ban The Taboo Vol 1
@iamdamien
12 years ago
9 posts
To decrease the duration of the dreading process by starting the twists with very short hair. Also, to have them fairly even sized. She rubs far too hard, I absolutely agree. I just brush over the tips, which is enough to knot the hair up. The twists aren't so tight, either.
And I tried this with my blond straight-haired cousin...didn't work
@soaring-eagle
12 years ago
29,640 posts
ofcourse it didnt
but it doesnt realy decrease the process african hair will dread very short anyways
and even sizes are just as easily created by seperation by mindlessly twiddling with sections by finger twistig ..and besides whats so great about even sizes
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My new book Ban The Taboo Vol 1