this quick easy dread quiz will determine what if anything jonny clean knows about dreads1"; what are dreadlocks?2: how are dreads formed?3: list in order from best to worse what methods are used to acquire dreadlocks?4:how do you wash dreadlocks?5: what should be done diferently between african and other hair types?6: what maintenance is recomended?7: what methods are harmful?8:what maintenances are harmful?9:what causes weak roots?10: what causes dreads to break?11: name 5 people born before 1900 who had dreads12:what is residue?13: why is wax not residue?14: what is crocheting?15: what is interlocking?16 why does your site recomend interlocking but call it crocheting?17: why do you now say not to interlock on twitter?18: what is felting?19: how much damage can a dread take before it breaks?20: is it ok to do alot of damage?21:what are the 5 worse things you can do to dreads?22: what type dreads last the longest?23: what spiritual or life lessons do dreads teach you?24: what benifit have you gained from dreads?25: which dreads your favorite and why?we will give jonny a chance to answer it and all our members as well and compare answers
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updated by @soaring-eagle: 01/13/15 08:42:34PM
quick dread quize for knotty jonny clean
I'll take a crack at it. ahem..1) Dreadlocks are "cool things" you get if you have heard the name bob marley and if you smoke pot.2) Dreadlocks are formed if you dont take shower for 1 year or until you start smelling like a goat who ate loads of blue cheese.3) Best- Goto a fancy salon and dunk your head in a tub of molten wax. Serious burns and missing ears aside..you got yourself Fancy Dreads 
Worst- Like if you are totally gross.. you will stop caring about your looks and ewww...they just like happen...*responds to a tweet*4) You wash your dreads with a supa magic liquid from DHHQ. It contains something magical in a bottle called h2o...its like really awsome..5) I think africans shouldnt wear like..hats..its just too silly.. n yes mexicans...they are also silly..with or without hair..totally6) Wash it with DHHQ soap.Then Wax it with DHHQ Wax. Then cover it with Butta from DHHQ. Then Palm Roll it for 4 hours (Learn it by DHHQ DVD). Then use lok docta from DHHQ to fix it. Then Spray Accelarator from DHHQ. Then look outside the window. Its tomorrow already. So repeat it again. Duhh7) Calling this korean delivery guy outside my house chimmy-chonga..that was harmful.. this method is not recommended.8) How many questions are there? I'm like totally late for my scientific experiments..9) Weak roots happens if you don't buy products from DHHQ. Proved through experiments.10) Dreads break if you dont put enough wax in it. Like imagine wick of a candle as your dread and candle as the wax coating. It should be like that. On a sidenote... Major Discounts at DHHQ 
11) Like me nan's dad...He knew this guy..who saw this man who died after he choked of chickpeas. and this man while dying saw this image of a guy who had dreadlocks..He swears..but whats 1900?12) say what?13) well wax is not a residue cz like if you take an american swallow and if you take an european swallow...thats like totally different..and then there is like windspeed...ofcourse..so how can you even say like....oh and gravity yes...thats there too...so we can prove that wax is good stuff.14) Crocheting is when you are alone..and you like totally feel like grabbing your crotch..cz its like fun.. on a sidenote..try crocheting while butta from DHHQ in your butt...mmmmm15) Interlocking is like what we are doing right now. Like this forum is on interlock..and im typing..so its totally interlocking.. I mostly interlock for horse dongs pictures in google.16) Because you cant publicly admit you interlock for horse dongs..duhh..calling it crocheting is ok...everyone does it17) Because like the other day..me dad walked in me room while i was interlocking..and said "Son you can get into trouble for this..it is illegal" so I got scared... I mostly thought its illegal to watch me nan's porn...but then that's on one of them tapes I bought from granpa.18) Felting is totally OK. It is done on first dates mostly. Like if you are not sure if the girl has no dick or wateva..so you do felting..to be sure..but dont let girls do felting..cz they usually leave. 
19) that is like an awful question. cz my mom got beaten up regularly by my landlord Jamaal but she took it for 19 years...so thats strong rite? but then me cousin ricky...first anal rape in penn and he put a knife to his scrotum..totally awful question...20) Jamaal would obviously say yes.21) Like dont take them to see spice girls for sure...or like dont taunt them saying you is ugly you is ugly...thats the worst...22) I'm guessing Irish ones but then again... my answer is totally like dependent on what im selling here..23) they are like totally teaching me to change pillow covers everyday...i used to forget it sometimes but not anymore...plus i dont need bday candles anymore..so SCORE!!!24) only benefit i get is the satisfaction i get seeing THOUSANDS of my customers...gagged and handcuffed..so nice 25) me like gandhi's dreads....cz he was totally like a jewish monk who totally told the blacks that "it aint cool to rule bro"
Worst- Like if you are totally gross.. you will stop caring about your looks and ewww...they just like happen...*responds to a tweet*4) You wash your dreads with a supa magic liquid from DHHQ. It contains something magical in a bottle called h2o...its like really awsome..5) I think africans shouldnt wear like..hats..its just too silly.. n yes mexicans...they are also silly..with or without hair..totally6) Wash it with DHHQ soap.Then Wax it with DHHQ Wax. Then cover it with Butta from DHHQ. Then Palm Roll it for 4 hours (Learn it by DHHQ DVD). Then use lok docta from DHHQ to fix it. Then Spray Accelarator from DHHQ. Then look outside the window. Its tomorrow already. So repeat it again. Duhh7) Calling this korean delivery guy outside my house chimmy-chonga..that was harmful.. this method is not recommended.8) How many questions are there? I'm like totally late for my scientific experiments..9) Weak roots happens if you don't buy products from DHHQ. Proved through experiments.10) Dreads break if you dont put enough wax in it. Like imagine wick of a candle as your dread and candle as the wax coating. It should be like that. On a sidenote... Major Discounts at DHHQ 11) Like me nan's dad...He knew this guy..who saw this man who died after he choked of chickpeas. and this man while dying saw this image of a guy who had dreadlocks..He swears..but whats 1900?12) say what?13) well wax is not a residue cz like if you take an american swallow and if you take an european swallow...thats like totally different..and then there is like windspeed...ofcourse..so how can you even say like....oh and gravity yes...thats there too...so we can prove that wax is good stuff.14) Crocheting is when you are alone..and you like totally feel like grabbing your crotch..cz its like fun.. on a sidenote..try crocheting while butta from DHHQ in your butt...mmmmm15) Interlocking is like what we are doing right now. Like this forum is on interlock..and im typing..so its totally interlocking.. I mostly interlock for horse dongs pictures in google.16) Because you cant publicly admit you interlock for horse dongs..duhh..calling it crocheting is ok...everyone does it17) Because like the other day..me dad walked in me room while i was interlocking..and said "Son you can get into trouble for this..it is illegal" so I got scared... I mostly thought its illegal to watch me nan's porn...but then that's on one of them tapes I bought from granpa.18) Felting is totally OK. It is done on first dates mostly. Like if you are not sure if the girl has no dick or wateva..so you do felting..to be sure..but dont let girls do felting..cz they usually leave. 19) that is like an awful question. cz my mom got beaten up regularly by my landlord Jamaal but she took it for 19 years...so thats strong rite? but then me cousin ricky...first anal rape in penn and he put a knife to his scrotum..totally awful question...20) Jamaal would obviously say yes.21) Like dont take them to see spice girls for sure...or like dont taunt them saying you is ugly you is ugly...thats the worst...22) I'm guessing Irish ones but then again... my answer is totally like dependent on what im selling here..23) they are like totally teaching me to change pillow covers everyday...i used to forget it sometimes but not anymore...plus i dont need bday candles anymore..so SCORE!!!24) only benefit i get is the satisfaction i get seeing THOUSANDS of my customers...gagged and handcuffed..so nice 25) me like gandhi's dreads....cz he was totally like a jewish monk who totally told the blacks that "it aint cool to rule bro"
holy crap i just laughed my ass offf hahaha wow shiva shiva u rule
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My new book Ban The Taboo Vol 1
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My new book Ban The Taboo Vol 1
Much appreciated SE... Blessed I'm if I was able to make someone laugh for even a sec... soaringeagle said:
soaringeagle said: holy crap i just laughed my ass offf hahaha wow shiva shiva u rule
i reaaaally want to see jonnys answers tho i sorta expect alotta marketting crap actualy holdon this is how i expect jonny to answer1"; what are dreadlocks? dreadlocks are hair made to look like ropes2: how are dreads formed? by following the detailed instructiones on dreadheadhq.com aand using the recomended producys and methods in dreadheadhq official dvd instructions3: list in order from best to worse what methods are used to acquire dreadlocks? dreadheadhq only endorses the backcombing method with dreadheadhq wax and dreadheadhq dread kits we cannot guarantee that any other method will result in dreadheadhq approvered dreadlocks.4:how do you wash dreadlocks? by usindg a generouse ammount of dreadheadhq wonderful residue free dread shampoo, you should use at least 1/2 a bottle each time to get a good lather going.5: what should be done diferently between african and other hair types? nothing hair is hair as long as you use plenty of wax it will dread6: what maintenance is recomended? you should pull in every loose hair with the dreadheadhq loose hair tool you should palm roll each dread an hour a day (if you have 40 dreads this may take 40 hours so you need to move to a planet with longer days) you should rub the roots and tips use the lock docta to ficx loops and bumps you should wax whenever they dont feel sticky friom wax you should loop the dread through the roots you should poke holes in the dread daily you should smear on dreadheadhq dread butta anytime they do feel waxy you should spray with dreadheadhq lock accelerator you should put on official dreadheadhq elastic bands everytime it rains you should keep yoiur head in a pladsstic bag so you dont accumulate lint stuck in wax, only take out your dreads to show them off and promote the dreadheadhq line of products.7: what methods are harmful? theres no such thing as harm you can use a lawnmower to reim your dreads and it does no harm harm is just a scare tactic8:what maintenances are harmful? maintenance by definition is helpful not harmful even if a dread falls off you can reattach it with dreadheadehq approved tools9:what causes weak roots? not using officially recomended dreadheadhq products and methods that have unbergone extensive experimentation10: what causes dreads to break? going natural or using methods recomended by any site but dreadheadhq wax prevents breakage so use plenty of dreadheadhq dread wax and your dreads wint break11: name 5 people born before 1900 who had dreads nobody had dreads before dreadheadhq started promoting dreads anything dreadlike before that time was just matted hair from neglect12:what is residue? stoff like perfumes and scents thats why our dreadheadhq has no scent at all13: why is wax not residue? because wax smellsso good because of the oils and perfemes added to it it is not a residue because dreadheadhq official residue free shampoo washes out wax and doesnt leave residues except wax behind so because the shampoo has no residues of its own wax cant be concidered a residue ,,it would make more sense if i could show you in a video with alot of goofy edits14: what is crocheting? well as it says on my site crocheting is taking the dread and pushing it through a gap in ther roots and pulling ot out the other side.15: what is interlocking? never heard of it is that how congos are made when you dont just drill a hole in a dread and stuff another dread into the hole?16 why does your site recomend interlocking but call it crocheting? oh well cause if i said that it must mean they are the same thing.17: why do you now say not to interlock on twitter? i didnt say not to interlock cause i dont know what that is i said not to push the dread through the roots cause it causes wraps in ther dreads yea i dont know what that means either18: what is felting? felting is bad but we delveloped the amazing dreadjeadhq lock docta which resembles a felting needle but has a nifty handle that handle somehow makes it good you just poke poke poke and watch loops and lumps turn into nice smooth felted hair but beware the dread might fall off but dont worry you can just pome some more and reattach it19: how much damage can a dread take before it breaks? well anythingf we recommend at dreadheadhq only does a maximum of 20% damage everytime u use it its not known how much damage it takes to make it break but its probsably more then 20%or we woulkdnt still be in bussiness.20: is it ok to do alot of damage? sure if it makes you happy and looks good21:what are the 5 worse things you can do to dreads? not use enough wax not use dreadheadhq products not buy my dvds not recomend others wax not palm rill every day for 5 yearstell anyone u cut due to wax22: what type dreads last the longest? dreadheadfhq brand dreads have often lasted 2 3 even 4 years and we even know of 1 guy whos used dreadheadhq products for almost 1023: what spiritual or life lessons do dreads teach you?that hours spent in front of a mirror are worth it because you take pride in looking just like your idol..me jonny clean and that makms u recognisable as a follower of the clean cult24: what benifit have you gained from dreads? i havent had a job ever and look at all the nice things i got25: which dreads your favorite and why? they all are cause they all look the sameok i tried to answer how jonny really might answer
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My new book Ban The Taboo Vol 1
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My new book Ban The Taboo Vol 1
Shiva...that is funny as shit! i haven't laughed that much in days! Personal Jesus said:
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SHIVA
Shiva'sMattedLocks said:I'll take a crack at it. ahem..
1) Dreadlocks are "cool things" you get if you have heard the name bob marley and if you smoke pot.
2) Dreadlocks are formed if you dont take shower for 1 year or until you start smelling like a goat who ate loads of blue cheese.
3) Best- Goto a fancy salon and dunk your head in a tub of molten wax. Serious burns and missing ears aside..you got yourself Fancy Dreads
Worst- Like if you are totally gross.. you will stop caring about your looks and ewww...they just like happen...*responds to a tweet*
4) You wash your dreads with a supa magic liquid from DHHQ. It contains something magical in a bottle called h2o...its like really awsome..
5) I think africans shouldnt wear like..hats..its just too silly.. n yes mexicans...they are also silly..with or without hair..totally
6) Wash it with DHHQ soap.Then Wax it with DHHQ Wax. Then cover it with Butta from DHHQ. Then Palm Roll it for 4 hours (Learn it by DHHQ DVD). Then use lok docta from DHHQ to fix it. Then Spray Accelarator from DHHQ. Then look outside the window. Its tomorrow already. So repeat it again. Duhh
7) Calling this korean delivery guy outside my house chimmy-chonga..that was harmful.. this method is not recommended.
8) How many questions are there? I'm like totally late for my scientific experiments..
9) Weak roots happens if you don't buy products from DHHQ. Proved through experiments.
10) Dreads break if you dont put enough wax in it. Like imagine wick of a candle as your dread and candle as the wax coating. It should be like that. On a sidenote... Major Discounts at DHHQ
11) Like me nan's dad...He knew this guy..who saw this man who died after he choked of chickpeas. and this man while dying saw this image of a guy who had dreadlocks..He swears..
but whats 1900?
12) say what?
13) well wax is not a residue cz like if you take an american swallow and if you take an european swallow...thats like totally different..and then there is like windspeed...ofcourse..so how can you even say like....oh and gravity yes...thats there too...so we can prove that wax is good stuff.
14) Crocheting is when you are alone..and you like totally feel like grabbing your crotch..cz its like fun.. on a sidenote..try crocheting while butta from DHHQ in your butt...mmmmm
15) Interlocking is like what we are doing right now. Like this forum is on interlock..and im typing..so its totally interlocking.. I mostly interlock for horse dongs pictures in google.
16) Because you cant publicly admit you interlock for horse dongs..duhh..calling it crocheting is ok...everyone does it
17) Because like the other day..me dad walked in me room while i was interlocking..and said "Son you can get into trouble for this..it is illegal" so I got scared... I mostly thought its illegal to watch me nan's porn...but then that's on one of them tapes I bought from granpa.
18) Felting is totally OK. It is done on first dates mostly. Like if you are not sure if the girl has no dick or wateva..so you do felting..to be sure..but dont let girls do felting..cz they usually leave.
19) that is like an awful question. cz my mom got beaten up regularly by my landlord Jamaal but she took it for 19 years...so thats strong rite? but then me cousin ricky...first anal rape in penn and he put a knife to his scrotum..totally awful question...
20) Jamaal would obviously say yes.
21) Like dont take them to see spice girls for sure...or like dont taunt them saying you is ugly you is ugly...thats the worst...
22) I'm guessing Irish ones but then again... my answer is totally like dependent on what im selling here..
23) they are like totally teaching me to change pillow covers everyday...i used to forget it sometimes but not anymore...plus i dont need bday candles anymore..so SCORE!!!
24) only benefit i get is the satisfaction i get seeing THOUSANDS of my customers...gagged and handcuffed..so nice
25) me like gandhi's dreads....cz he was totally like a jewish monk who totally told the blacks that "it aint cool to rule bro"
