How does everyone keep their hair clean?

Not clean, necessarily I suppose, but free of gross flakes and small birds and stuff. right now i just use a bar of dread soap. can anybody help me out?
updated by @aurora-borealis: 01/13/15 08:36:46PM

I like the birds.....the flakes come out with water though...

Don't your birds eat the flakes and stuff? Mine do. GreyGargoyle said:

I like the birds.....the flakes come out with water though...

OMHECK YES! I also have a few spiders and a couple octopus in my hair. It's super fun to own my own personal zoo. =) Island Mamma said:

Don't your birds eat the flakes and stuff? Mine do.

GreyGargoyle said:

I like the birds.....the flakes come out with water though...

the baking soda recipie owns..but to really maximize it ..use a freeezing cold rinseno more flakesthe birds stick around but they become trained to shit on your shoulder not in your hair(rae hypnotizes them so they obey)


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hahahahhahah thanks to everybody. i laughed really hard when i read this. soaring eagle, april crow shared your recipe with me but how do you buy your oils? do you just get them in little viles?

lil viles last a long timei love april what a sweetyweve been friends umm not even sure how long Aurora Borealis said:

hahahahhahah thanks to everybody. i laughed really hard when i read this. soaring eagle, april crow shared your recipe with me but how do you buy your oils? do you just get them in little viles?

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okay thank you so much! does it work well? i just want to get rid off all the gross stuff that's always in my hair (i think it's mostly flakes of soap that i don't get out when i wash it)