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Great Spirit Prayer


"Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind,

Whose breath gives life to all the world.

Hear me; I need your strength and wisdom.

Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset.

Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice

Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people.

Help me to remain calm and strong in the face of all that comes towards me.

Let me learn the less… Continue

Tittering on the edge of what has been and what will be….
What I have seen and what I’m going to see….
One moment is up and the next is down,
Sad about what has past and ecstatic about what’s coming around.

This transition is just a phase,
These emotions are just a maze.
History left me dazed,
Potential making me amazed.

You can hear me laugh while I cry
You can hear me welcome today while I say good-bye.
You can see me smile while I defy
You can see me frown while I fly.

I’m ready to bring i… Continue

Sometimes I feel like I am the honorable mention,
I am the “nothing better to do”,
I am the rut you’re stuck in,
Just a temporary fix to you.

Tried of feeling second class to the one that got away,
Tried of feeling the best has passed, so with me you might as well stay.
I am not made to be the center of the world, just the center to one.
The communion I seek in life cannot be altered, changed, or undone.
I think how can I feel safe?
I wonder how I can be convinced?
What can be the success rate… Continue

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In masturbation my thoughts are lost,
Jumping from scenes to seen,
Sexuality streams from my mind,
Altering from fantasies to heartaches and broken dreams.
But I must digress,
It is really sheer loneliness that I must confess….
Each nocturnal session,
Is plagued by more than just an erection.
Sub-conscious mists of love and trust,
Keeps driving me to overcome the call of meaningless lust.
I reach deep into myself,
While fighting off my spirits pain,
The tears of my eyes and fountain of my pleasu… Continue