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The Definition of Negativity.

Katie Rose
@katie-rose
4 years ago
8 posts

Recently was perusing the internet and came across this lovely ray of sunshine...

(NOT WRITTEN BY ME)

To Whom it May Concern (WHITE PEOPLE WITH DREADS),

Let me begin by explaining that I am not saying this to be a mean ol black hair elitist, Im saying it to be nice. Think of it as a well-meaning PSA-from someone who really, really cares. Maybe everyone else is too polite to say it, but dreadlocks are not the look for you. I know you thought they would be a great idea after meditating with your giant Bob Marley flag youve tacked to your dorm room wall, but theyre not. Dreadlocks are a hairstyle invented by people with coarse, nappy hair (and while were on the subject, please dont EVER use the word nappy to describe your hair its an adjective that does not apply. Curly or coarse, maybe. Nappy? Never.) for people with coarse, nappy hair.

Listen dreads exist because black hair dreads naturally, and because we can usually pull it off (I dont know if its our so-called strong features or just natural smoothness, but it works for us). We dont have to grease our locks up and keep them in rubber-banded clumps for weeks on end without washing to get our hair to dread, okay? All it takes are a couple of days without running a wide-toothed comb through it. Furthermore, the reason you dont usually see black folks running around with dirty, greasy, smelly dreads sticking up every which way is because we understand that even the most low-maintenance of hairstyles requires minimum upkeep. That means SHAMPOO, people. Get a toothbrush, put some conditioning soap on it, and get to work. And for the record Axe hairspray does NOT count. Furthermore, if you dont heed my advice and do decide to get dreads, know this you dont get dreadlocks from simply refusing to wash or comb your hair. If you do that, youre either going to end up looking like PigPen from the Peanuts cartoon strip, or youll soon be sporting the unenviable beaver tail a.k.a when your hair just grows into one matted, stinky eyesore on the back of your head.

Honestly, its kind of insulting to see all these wannabe Rastafarians or whatever youre calling yourselves these days running around. Every time I see one of you out on the streets I cringe and wonder how painful it must be for your parents to have to claim you as their own when you come home to visit from college. You have what looks like a frizzy piece of dog shit hanging down past your butt and some Rasta bracelets, but I recognize that shirt as Marc by Marc 2005, so who are we kidding here? Okay, you like reggae music and refer to yourself as a free spirit on your About Me section on Facebook Im willing to let it slide. Honestly, Ill say whatever I have to say to get you to do us all a favor and spend some of that money on a real haircut and stop making yourself look like a total tool.

Look, I know youre sad, but believe me, I understand hair envy. Why do you think black people spend literally billions of dollars every year in the hair industry? I know you see us walking around with afros, dreads, braids, and cornrows and get jealous that your hair cant do that, but all I ask is for you to just let us have this one. Feel free to go to Mexico for spring break and get your hair braided and beaded so you can feel like an African princess while you down Adios Motherfuckers and win a wet T-shirt contest, I dont care. Just STAY AWAY FROM THE DREADLOCKS. Please trust me when I say that you will look unfailingly ridiculous, and that I cant promise not to surreptitiously cut them off next time youre sitting in front of me on the bus.

Sincerely,

A Friend Who Cares


Read more athttp://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/an-open-letter-to-white-people-with-dreadlocks/#JzBuRyqVpIqLWwjJ.99

Just thought I would share another instancy of asshole-ary.


updated by @katie-rose: 01/13/15 09:37:38PM
Joey mipanyarack
@joey-mipanyarack
4 years ago
81 posts
I read that too and it made me really upset for awhile. I spent a whole night thinking of the best way to reply to this rubbish.Then I realized that's prob the exact response that they wanted. Why was I letting this completely negative crap ruin my day. Since then I have just laughed off all the negatives people have said or written about "white people" with dreads. I'm much happier for it.
Mons
@mons
4 years ago
523 posts
I find it funny that I'm stereotyped as a rich college student rebelling. I'm 40, a mother and a grandmother. I didn't go to college, I'm by no means wealthy at all and I don't a blazin blue fuck what anyone thinks about me.
Star Gryphon
@star-gryphon
4 years ago
190 posts

I'm thinking the kid who is writing the paper on stereotypes around dreads should use this as a source...

If the person was serious when they wrote this they are hateful and racist. Plus...if someone thinks they can get away with cutting MY hair without asking...hate crime I'm sure....somehow they need to go to jail for a bit and pay a restitution .

This letter is hilarious in how hateful it is! So much anger and ignorance!

Katie Rose
@katie-rose
4 years ago
8 posts

It's just amazing to me that some ignorant wanker can have such an effect on good people, don't let their negative vibes spread!

Star Gryphon
@star-gryphon
4 years ago
190 posts

That's why I am laughing at it Katie. It seems to me that they touch on each and every stereo type that comes with being a white person with dreads. It's as if it's written for comedic value...satire is it?

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