These are all great, I get the feeling I'd be laughing uncontrollably if I was getting sucked into a fly ribbon and SE, mugwort sounds like a pain. One time I was was walking and being 17 I had my head down looking at my phone or something and didn't see the tree branch sitting perfectly at head height I was walking straight into, It ran straight along my scalp grabbing a firm grip of any hair it could. Needless to say I was stuck for a while.
updated by @brett: 07/23/15 03:54:10AM