HI Dready Mays here for DreadheadHQ Dread Wax, the easy way to achieve fantastic looking dreads in just weeks time! What would you pay for such a thing? 200$? 300? Well Dreadhead HQ Dread Wax can be your for just 15 dollars plus shipping and handling. But wait! Theres more! If you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a bottle of Dread Butta - the amazing new way to keep your waxy dreads feeling smooth and buttery - for just 15 dollars more. Dont pick up the phone yet, because if you call right now you can also buy our signature shampoo, locking accelerator and lock peppa for just 24$! The locking accelerator harnesses the power of salt water to lock up your dreads fast and the lock peppa harnesses the power of dirt! And after you've used all of these products, you can use our Dread shampoo to wash out all the crap you just put in! Hair getting mouldy from all of that wax retaining water? Have no fear, for just 12 dollars you too can own Dread Licious and cover up that mould smell with the scent of vanilla. Mmm mmm tasty. And were just getting started! Call NOW and pick up a bottle of Dread Zasta to remove your two week old dreads that you fucked up in the first day with all of out products. And dont forget our signature Dread Comb to do the removing! So you get the Wax, the Butta, the Spray, the Zasta, the Comb, the Shampoo, the Accelerator, and the Peppa all for just 85 dollars! Imagine having the power to create, ruin, and remove dreadlocks all in one weekend!CALL NOW!1-800-BIG-SCAM*Dread products will not result in the creation of dreads, nor will they result in good looking simulations of dreads. May contain ingredients that you can find for free on the ground. Order comes with free years subscription to Gullible Idiots magazine.*
updated by @daniel: 02/05/18 02:23:39PM
